Tuesday, November 5, 2013

boobs

big ones. small ones. real ones. fake ones.

fake ones being the topic here.

I used to be the girl with tiny little boobs. like barely a B. then one day I decided to get boobs. big boobs ;) ok, not really. Although if you ask my sister, she will tell you differently. But I think she is just totally and completely jealous since she's got little mosquitos. Love you sister!!
I don't open just share with people hey guess what i got boobs. oh by the way, they are fake. But when other women talk about it, I join in.

That brings us to the other night at externship. I'm not totally sure how we got to talking about boobs, but i guess girls can be just as crude as guys, sometimes. We all started talking about whose boobs are fake. If they are fake whether or not they look real. Whose boobs are just way too big, etc....

//insert a bunch of females cracking up//

Now, I don't really know these girls. Ok actually I don't know them at all. Other than the 3 weeks I have been with them Monday through Friday nights. But we started groping each other.

yes, you read that right. We were poking and grabbing and feeling each others boobs. Don't all girls do this with people you hardly know??? Come on, you know you do! Or at least you have at some point in your adult life..

All this made me think...there are so many women out there with fake tits. Tits...what a terrible word, I am so not a fan. They are boobs. Not breasts. Boobs!

It isn't something to be ashamed of. I am proud of my boobs. Ha! Did I really just say that??? I am not the kind of girl that shows them off. That isn't why I got them. I got them for myself. To feel more confident about myself. I rarely wear shirts low enough to show them off. Only when I wear a bikini do they really look big...or at least that's my opinion. Talk to my sisters and they may tell you differently. Because really...they are obsessed with them. And by they I mean Aarika. She just loves to touch them... again, a girl groping another girls boobs. Normal, I tell ya!

In the end, all this to say that girls can be just as vulgar, if not more than men. But I still think we are vulgar in a different way....groping each other's boobs is all in fun, not to be gross per say.

6 comments:

Joeylee said...

I don't think there's anything wrong with fake boobs. I plan on getting them. After having my kids my boobs have disappeared!

Kate said...

If you got 'em flaunt 'em! I'm all for low cut shirts and totally think you should invest in some. You're welcome, Tony! ;)

Tamara @ Everything Happens said...

I love my fake ones more and more each day! Best decision I ever made!

Smiling is Good for Your Teeth said...

HAHAHA This is sooo great!! I am definitely open with all of my girl friends, but I don't have anyone close to me who has fake ones - I know that if I did I would definitely want to touch them though...haha, is that weird?! ;-)

Natalia Lynn said...

I love your boobs and are totally jealous! Someday I tell ya, someday I'll have my own to be proud of!! :)

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